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Adam J. Thaxton
United States
Current Residence: Fl-oil-da
Favourite genre of music: The stuff with the beat and the instruments
Favourite style of art: Just about any
MP3 player of choice: Winamp
Shell of choice: Conch
Skin of choice: Mine, for it protects my organs and muscles
Personal Quote: With my army of Ricardo Montalbots, I am invincible!
*Take on Me is playing in the background*

*Samus is on stage in a functional pair of panties and part of a cut off shirt, bottle in hand, swayning poorly to the music, belting out "I'LL BE GOOOOOONE FOR YOOOOUUUU" while the metroid hatchling sits in a jar*

*eventually she stops singing to save our ears and grabs some hair dye out of her gun rack and goes and washes, still tumbling around half-drunk*

*Federation calls*

"This is Galactic Federation Tristan 485, we are under assault by unknown enemy craft and systems, please respond!"

*samus dos a rez hanky and sits down to drink some chai, listens to the assault signal casually for a few moments while reading a Cosmic magazine*

*samus puches bags of beef jerky and cans of soda off her alien console*

*listens a little more*

"Hell. It's about TIME."

*she punches her ship into gear, hits hyperdrive, adn upon appearing by the cruiser, she runs over like five enemy ships and lands in the wall of the Federation vessel, bombs her way into a corridor, then stumbles to her feet and points at the space pirates*

"You're ALL under arrest. One of you may pleabargain into being killed last if he goes gets me a glass of water and some aspirin."


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Akuma-Shinobi Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Cool artwork :D
TerranAbassador Nov 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Ow, My Sanity is hilarious. Just thought you should know.
Hooray! Thank you!
DrKaleidoscope Oct 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

Love the "Blue Velvet" picture


Just to clarify, you're Dennis Hopper's character, right?


He's such a cool fun guy


"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!!!!"

i keep trying to force other games to stay at knifepoint

but Shadowrun shows up, pretends to nos itself up

and demands I make a character and sit the fuck down
DrKaleidoscope Oct 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

Maybe it's just me cause I'm a fantasy nerd, but could you do a world building piece where you explain how magic works in your Aesca universe?

It sound fascinating so far


I'm formulating the rules of magic in my verse right now, but most of them are based on real world systems of magic

There's Murphy's Law, Arthur Clark, Hermeticism, Aleister Crowley, and Elpias Levi so far!

Let's see.

There's this:…

And currently in use/evolution of cultural paths:…

And this stuff:…

If there's anything those bits don't cover, don't be afraid to ask specific questions!
DrKaleidoscope Oct 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

as my heroes, Wayne and Garth would say-shwing!

I've added those three to my favs, and I'll be sure to check em out tomorrow when I'm not so completely stoned...

Got an Aesca question for you: what exactly happens when something with outsider mana enters Aesca?  
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