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*Take on Me is playing in the background*
*Samus is on stage in a functional pair of panties and part of a cut off shirt, bottle in hand, swayning poorly to the music, belting out "I'LL BE GOOOOOONE FOR YOOOOUUUU" while the metroid hatchling sits in a jar*
*eventually she stops singing to save our ears and grabs some hair dye out of her gun rack and goes and washes, still tumbling around half-drunk*
*Federation calls*
"This is Galactic Federation Tristan 485, we are under assault by unknown enemy craft and systems, please respond!"
*samus dos a rez hanky and sits down to drink some chai, listens to the assault signal casually for a few moments while reading a Cosmic magazine*
*samus puches bags of beef jerky and cans of soda off her alien console*
*listens a little more*
"Hell. It's about TIME."
*she punches her ship into gear, hits hyperdrive, adn upon appearing by the cruiser, she runs over like five enemy ships and lands in the wall of the Federation vessel, bombs her way into a corridor, then stumbles to her feet and points at the space pirates*
"You're ALL under arrest. One of you may pleabargain into being killed last if he goes gets me a glass of water and some aspirin."
STILL A BETTER SCRIPT THAN OTHER M
*Samus is on stage in a functional pair of panties and part of a cut off shirt, bottle in hand, swayning poorly to the music, belting out "I'LL BE GOOOOOONE FOR YOOOOUUUU" while the metroid hatchling sits in a jar*
*eventually she stops singing to save our ears and grabs some hair dye out of her gun rack and goes and washes, still tumbling around half-drunk*
*Federation calls*
"This is Galactic Federation Tristan 485, we are under assault by unknown enemy craft and systems, please respond!"
*samus dos a rez hanky and sits down to drink some chai, listens to the assault signal casually for a few moments while reading a Cosmic magazine*
*samus puches bags of beef jerky and cans of soda off her alien console*
*listens a little more*
"Hell. It's about TIME."
*she punches her ship into gear, hits hyperdrive, adn upon appearing by the cruiser, she runs over like five enemy ships and lands in the wall of the Federation vessel, bombs her way into a corridor, then stumbles to her feet and points at the space pirates*
"You're ALL under arrest. One of you may pleabargain into being killed last if he goes gets me a glass of water and some aspirin."
STILL A BETTER SCRIPT THAN OTHER M
Elevator Pitches For Games I Wanna Run
as it says on the tin
1. Proof of Night
Ever since the spread of humanity into space, life has become something strange and precious - every world to which humanity spread lacked its own form of life, in the sense of the primary definition. Now, a mysterious form of life, called "Dusker," has been found, and the fleets have become split. Dusker can enhance natural ability and give the user almost unstoppable powers, and humanity has discovered a new resource to war over. The fleet known as Delphi has been formed by a new kind of humanity - Oracles, those who live in symbiosis with the Dusker - and their mysterious founders have asked that t
I Made a Thing!
I'm still working on the thing, technically.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Hzi6_cWU_2JKjZzrj94t1Ra9QHPYpKVdj32a8P1i1vI/edit
New Computer
I have a new system; just got photoshop put in. Going to try test pages for Ow My Sanity and a few other things.
No promises.
Only horrible, crippling despair.
in which i have shit for brains
Since the attempted Windows 10 install, my system has been on the fritz. It's missing key .dlls, parts of the os randomly fail, etc. So I extracted my W7 key and made an install disk. I reinstalled from ground zero, and now of course the key didn't come with it, because I thought it would - like a dumbass. And of course I tried to call Microsoft but they don't support Windows 7 anymore and they told me I had to install 8 or higher, but my chipset isn't compatible with 8 or higher.
So now I have a ticking time bomb computer that's going to fail in exactly 30 days because I can't register my Windows 7, on top of having to haphazardly back up a
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According to the stat sheets on the old Nintendo games, Samus inside the armor is about 6'6" and like 230 lbs of muscle. Anything portraying her as some skinny waif is already noncanon.