Petosaurus

or like it rolls around in something nasty and then tries to hug you
and it's a raptor so it's got huggy arms and huge feathers that have soaked up every bit of the gross shit it's rolled in

sticks head against ground, just starts licking while wandering around, dragging its head.

steals a chicken out of the icebox, eats half of one leg, puts the rest in a rusty bucket in the backyard

rolls in its own poo and then scratches itself on everything in the house

much like a cat, it doesn't want you to starve, but it's a bird, right? so instead of leaving dead animals for you to find it eats the grossest things it can catch, then pukes in your shoes

just digs holes in your yard like a giant bustard and then just sits in them

collects all the red things in your house and hides them behind the TV

tries to preen your feet

DUST BATHS IN LAUNDRY SOAP